The actual quote of the day board!

[Evangelina]

Hey! Welcome to the quote of the day board! If you're here, that prolly means you read the rules. If not, click here to see them. I hope you enjoy my quote of the day board!

Today's quote (my English teacher said this): "Yes! We're are going to insult and hurt each other before we kill each other! We're civilized men, that's what we do!"

When he said this, our whole period cracked up. I hoped you liked it!

[Evangelina]

Quote: "I think she's having hysteics. Maybe you should slap her," --Alice Cullen, New Moon.

[Evangelina]

Quote: " Reaassuring smiles didn't fit Mrs.Lemon's face, so it looked more like she had bitten into something acidic," Golden and Grey (The tale of and unremarkable boy and a rather remarkable ghost)

[Evangelina]

Quote: (from iCarly episode iGot Detention) "Who wrote this!!!???? Who wrote this LIE!!!!???? Never in my life have I ever eaten a single pair of pants!!!!!!!" <---this makes me lol every time. the dude who plays Mr.Howard is an amazing actor!

[Evangelina]

Quote(this is our first serious one): "Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them but you know they're always there," --Anonymous

[Evangelina]

This is what I woke up to this morning(my mom was trying to get my dog to wake me up): "Give your sister a freaking kiss!"

[Evangelina]

Okay, I'm sorry if this quote offends anyone, but if it does, blame Britta 'cuz she said it : ): "Yeah, for that question I pulled a Palin. I just kept babbling on and on about the reason," I laughed when she said that. You prolly won't get it until you click here.

[Evangelina]

Quote(this is one of my personal faves):

"An English teacher wrote this on the board:

A women without her man is nothing

She told her class to properly punctuate it

All the males in the class did this:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class did this:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing,"

PUNCTUATION POWER

[Evangelina]

My Spanish teacher said this today in class: "Okay, tell me my hair color in Spanish. The white streaks don't count," Our whole class cracked up. If you didn't, I guess it must be the type of "You had to be there" thing.

[Evangelina]

Okay, if you ask Britta, she'll verify this, but this is what it said on our cookie bags today: "Cookies are little fresh-baked celebrations" but the cookies were hard as rocks!

[Evangelina]

Quote:(this happened at my girl scout camp out. we were going around a circle answering questions. the question was what is the ideal age. i changed the name.)
Bailey: I would want to be 16 because then I get freedom and I don't have to lean on my mom as much.
Bailey's mom: I would be 16 so I could be best friends with Bailey! *smiles*
Bailey: No! Mom! Pick another age!

We all CRACKED UP!!!!!!!

PS Britta will be taking over the QOTD board for a week or so. I'm going to be really busy over the next one or two weeks, so until I can steadily come on again, Britta will be taking over.

[Britta]

Hey! It's Britta! I'm taking over the QOTD board for a week or two! So here's my quote:
"If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

[Evangelina]

Okay, I'm just gonna post this one 'cuz I want it to make it up here(it's from the end of the movie National Treasure):

Riley: "By the way, nice house."
Ben: "You know, I chose it because in 1818 Charles Dunworth-"
Riley: "Yeah, yeah. Someone met someone in history and they had fun. Yipee!"

In case you couldn't tell, the "yipee!" was sarcastic.

[Lavinia]

Since Britta hasn't been on recently, I'm going to post the quote for today.
"Dear God, I'll clean my room if you send me a pony. Is it a deal?"
That's from the show Children's Letters to God. Someone did actually write that, though!

[Lavinia]

A GIRL IN MY CLASS ACTUALLY SAID THIS:
"Have there ever been, like, people who could, like, fly?"
We all burst out laughing!

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